Sunday, September 10, 2006

Inherent Evilness

As I have endured widespread unrest and tongue-lashings on my classification of all males as Inherently Evil, I concede that not all males should be labeled as having Maximum Inherent Evilness.

In an effort to dispel any further uprisings on this topic, the implementation of Circles of Inherent Evilness has taken place (think Dante's Circles of Hell):

Circle 1: Minimal Inherent Evilness
Circle 2: Inherent Evilness, Lacking Intent
Circle 3: Inherent Evilness for the Protection of Others
Circle 4: Inherent Evilness for Self Protection
Circle 5: Inherent Evilness with Intent
Circle 6: Inherent Evilness with Intent and Execution, compounded by Emotional Inclusion
Circle 7: Inherent Evilness with Intent and Execution, compounded by Physical Inclusion
Circle 8: Inherent Evilness, Lacking Regret
Circle 9: Maximum Inherent Evilness (combination of Levels 6, 7, and 8)

If further definition is required, examples can be noted on all Circles.

(I may have too much time on my hands).